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Difficult chronology. With excerpts. Accidental ones. Or maybe not.
The numbers, the numbers.
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558 AD: defeated by the Avars the Slavs move east from the Russian steppes
999: the Western world is paralyzed by fear of the millennium
1226: Konrad Mazowiecki asks the Teutonic Knights, a Crusading Order based in Germany, to help subdue the pagan north-eastern tribes of Prussia
1236: Mindaugas (Mindowe) unites the tribes of Lithuania with capital in Trakai
1237: the land of the Teutonic Knights is called Livonia (Latvia and Estonia)
1241: the Mongols invade Poland and defeat a joint army of Henry of Slesia and the Teutonic Knights at the battle of Liegnitz/Wahlstatt
1250: the first Jewish settlers emigrate to Poland
1253: Mindaugas converts to Christianity and becomes king of Lithuania
1290: the Teutonic Knights conquer all of Prussia
1295: Vytenis unifies Lithuania
1316: Vytenis' brother, the pagan archduke Gediminas, expands Lithuania to Kiev and Chernigov and the Black Sea, founds the Gediminaičiai dynasty, moves the capital to Vilnius
1341: Gediminas dies and is succeeded by his son Algirdas who continues Lithuania's expansion to the Baltic Sea
1386: The marriage between the Polish queen Jadwiga, daughter of Louis I, and Lithuanian archduke Jogaila, who converts to Catholicism, changes name to Wladyslaw II and de-facto unites Catholic Poland and pagan Lithuania into one Catholic kingdom (the Lithuanians are the last European people to convert to Christianity)
1392: the archduke Vytautas (Witold) of Lithuania conquers Belorussian, Russiam and Ukrainiam territories, pushing the borders of Lithuania to the Black Sea
1399: Vytautas of Lithuania is defeated by the Mongols and has to end his Russian campaigns
1410: The Teutonic Knights are defeated by the Polish-Lithuanian army at the battle of Tannenberg/Gruenwald
1543: Nicholas Copernicus publishes "De Revolutionibus Orbium Coelestium" and defends the heliocentric theory
1561: the Teutonic state of Livonia collapses, and its territory is divided between Poland, Sweden and Russia
1576: Transylvanian voivod (prince) Stefan Batory is elected king of Poland-Lithuania
1579: the Jesuits establish the university of Vilnius
1582: Batory conquers Livonia (Estonia and Latvia) from Russia
1586: Batory dies and the Swedish crown prince, Zygmunt Vasa, is elected king of Poland-Lithuania
1648: 200,000 Jews are slaughtered during the Ukrainian Cossak rebellion in Poland-Lithuania
1667: Ukraine is divided along the Dnieper between Poland-Lithuania and Moscow (treaty of Andruszowo)
1672: the Ottomans invade southern Ukraine
1683: Vienna, under siege by the Ottomans, is saved by the Polish-Lithuanian army
1890: millions of Poles emigrate to the United States
1918: Lithuania declares its independence from Russia
1926: Pilsudski proclaims himself dictator of Poland
1939: Stalin's Soviet Union and Hitler's Third Reich partition Poland
1940: The Soviet Union invades Lithuania, Latvia and Estonia
1943: six million Poles (including three million Jews) are killed in Nazist death camps at Maidanek, Birkenau, and Auschwitz
1974: The Polish geneticist Waclaw Szybalski coins the term "synthetic biology"
1978: the Polish cardinal Karol Wojtyla becomes Pope John Paul II, first non-Italian Pope in centuries
1990: Lithuania declares its independence from the Soviet Union
2010: Polish president Lech Kaczynski dies in a plane accident
2015: Eternal Liiva is creating GOLEM.